Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Searching for Chic Runner

So I've seen a few people put up their Google Analytics and their search words and let me tell you, I get a weird group of words that sends people to my page too. They are pretty funny so here's a few to get you laughing.



1. Freshly prepared with a whole banana, bittersweet cocoa. I have no idea what you are searching for, I hope not me freshly prepared with whole banana and bittersweet cocoa?



2. Hot chic running on the beach. This is the most legit search word, but has only been used once. I think they meant to search for hot CHICK. Sad.



3. If its going to be 79 degrees tomorrow, is it to hot to wear a sweater? Wow. I don't know how you even got to my site, but this is a dumb question.



4. My work is running the biggest loser how do I win?? No shocker here! You workout!



5. Nips. Steve probably google this and came across my site.



6. "runners world" and "red velvet cupcakes" I assume they are looking for some type of low-fat cupcakes. Doesn't exist people!



7. Race pee. I assume they wanted to know how to pee during a race? That's what the porta-potties on the side of the race are for... and if you don't use them, that's just dirty. Also I've gotten this search at least four times. Makes it a little bit weirder.



8. Bloody sock t shirt. Oh the bloody sock... but why would you want that on a t-shirt?



9. Christmas nips. Steve! Again!



10. Jillian's tenny shoes from the biggest loser. This one got me, Tenny? It's tennis shoes. Wow.

On another note, last night's biggest loser was pretty good, but I was sad to see Dan go, even if Dave totally let it happen by not caring about the ranch. Dan looks so much better now though and I'm happy to see he's realized that it's a lifestyle change. As for the race this weekend still feeling strong and I've decided to cut out all fast food in my diet this week. It's only Wednesday and it's killing me!

Also this weekend I'll be bib number 9107. Racing Surf City this weekend? Confirm and get your bib number
xoxo

32 comments:

Marcy said...

LMAO! Ahhhhh don't you love all the perverts out there :P

jlc said...

Hahahah. Classic. Aww the return of the bloody sock!

Candice said...

So funny the kind of things people search for!

I was sad about Biggest Loser too. It was so irritating the way Dave didn't care at all! It is encouraging to know that Dan is taking things seriously. Good for him!

Brooke said...

Okay, this made me go on Google Analytics and I'm going to add this to my site! I'm hoping I'll get some random/funny searches like you!

Alisa said...

I love this! I have no clue how to find google analytics or how to find the info you just found for your site...I will have to investigate.

Steve and his nips! TOO Funny!!!!!!!

I've had many a bloody sock (and shoe)...poor runner feet =(.

Newlywed Next Door said...

Hahaha - love this! Glad I could inspire you. My favorite "If its going to be 79 degrees tomorrow, is it to hot to wear a sweater?" YES! Why would you even google for that?

Tania said...

I love when people post up the searchable terms that got them to the blog! These are too funny! I like the sweatshirt one. Wouldn't you know yourself if it's too hot for a sweatshirt? Why do you need to Google that? Some people...

Burger said...

Hi-larious. In particular, love how 'nips' can somehow direct someone to your site. You must get thousands of visitors daily ;)

Btw, I'm #484

Wearing Mascara said...

You had me at RACE PEE! Hahahaha love it!

Kita said...

Great post.

Marlene said...

haha, too funny!!

X-Country2 said...

That nipple guard you had on your Christmas suggestions will blog-haunt you forever. :o)

J said...

WOw cutting out fast foods for the week! You are sure to PR now! Love the search words!

kristen said...

WoooHooo 9107. Are you going to wear that shirt you were talking about?

Cindy said...

hilarious! 2 nips searches? and i love all of the misspellings.

BeachRunner said...

LOL.

Adam said...

Wait, what is all of this talk about running? I came here to learn how to pee while racing? :)

I'll have to look into Analytics too. Lord knows what people are searching to get to my blog. I'm thinking "Massive Dork" tops the list.

Run Mommy said...

I was sad to see Dan go to - his friend is really no good for him at all!

P.O.M. said...

How do you find that info out? I'm sooooooo not technical.

Anywhoooo, my bib 3161. Viv and I were gonna try to meet on Fri at the Expo - around 4ish or so... Can you make it?

Liana said...

where does this stuff come from haha!

Kappa Prep said...

These are always such a hoot to read! I have not check mine in months, btu thanks to your reminder I will go on tomorrow!

Jill Will Run said...

There was a recipe for Red Velvet cupcakes in a recent Runner's World. But you're probably right that people are deluding themselves into thinking they'll get a diet cupcake!

Search results can be funny (and pretty questionable) at times.

Blair said...

Oh, that is hilarious! I get a ton of odd ones too. Love that you posted yours.

NiC said...

WOW! People are idiots! :)

GOOD luck this weekend! I'm excited to hear how you do!

The Laminator said...

The best part is that everything is always misspelled. Hilarious!

Tom Ritchie said...

Red Velvet cupcakes! I must of ate about six of them on sunday. They had some real good (fat) frosting on them. I gave into weakness. Funny post.

Amanda said...

Those are hilarious! I especially love the question about should I wear a sweater. About the Biggest Loser...Dave definitely let Dan down. I hope they continue to do well at home.

Borsch said...

lol...love how the nips popped in there a few times.

aron said...

wow you have a lot of good ones!! LOL :)

Candice said...

I left you another little something on my blog!

healthy ashley said...

This is so funny. I love reading the funny things people can put into search engines!

Kelly said...

I read your blog and then freaked when you started talking about the Biggest Loser. It's saved on my DVR and I havn't watched it yet!